Nick Cannon, television host and rapid procreator, has secured an insurance policy with a whopping amount of $10 million for the “most valuable balls in the world.” The title also comes with a trophy with golden testicles on it.
Nick Cannon, a father to 12 children, said in a statement, “Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids.”
Cannon also expressed gratitude to Dr. Squatch, the men’s soap maker, for “giving my balls the credit they deserve” and filing an official policy through the Marsh & McLennan Agency and Momentous Insurance Brokerage.
He stated, “Shoutout to Dr. Squatch for giving my balls the credit they deserve and hooking me up with the protection I need to keep this family tree rolling!”
Dr. Squatch has a “Ball Valuation Tool” which asks you questions regarding your size, moves in the bedroom, hygiene, grooming and your accident history. Based on these answers, the tool determines the worth of your testicles. Cannon’s balls are apparently worth $10 million.
Nick Cannon notably welcomed 5 children with 5 different women in 2022 alone. While Nick loves his growing family, he admitted that it wasn’t exactly his younger self’s plan.
"As much as I was open to every single child that I have, I can't say the majority of them were planned. If you would have told me in 2012 when I was still married and just diagnosed with Lupus that 10 years from now, that I would have 12 children, I'd be like there is no way in the world that I would ever plan that or that would happen,” he said.
Nick Cannon is also not the first person to insure a body part. His ex-wife and pop legend Mariah Carey also put $35 million insurance policies on her legs and voice. Rihanna also insured her leg for $1 million.
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