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Rouble to rogue ratio: Why war is the best investment

Russia: “Data is the new oil”. What we are doing in Ukraine is merely enforcing our data protection in line with European GDPR rules.

February 24, 2022 / 08:59 AM IST
Somewhere in Donetsk and Luhansk in December 2019. (Source: Website of the President of Ukraine via Wikimedia Commons 4.0)

Somewhere in Donetsk and Luhansk in December 2019. (Source: Website of the President of Ukraine via Wikimedia Commons 4.0)

US President: Now look here, Russia, we got some big donors here who have taken short positions on peace and long positions in defence stocks. Really gotta thank the Indians for creating an anonymous political funding cryptocurrency in the form of electoral bonds. So are we going to war or not?

Russian Premier: Oh, we are already at Cold War.

US: Didn’t that end in 1989? With the fall of the Berlin Wall? Who knew Berlin would create a new wall who would stand longer than Rahul Dravid. She put the Merk in the German Mark.

Russia: She also put a dent in our gas pipelines. No, I am referring to our cold war against cryptocurrency. We are merely moving military formations to move the markets. All that excess liquidity created by the Fed over the years should not end up in someone else’s blockchain. We have excellent blockchains of our own in our prisons in Siberia.