Budget Speech: If ChatGPT were Finance Minister, Nirmala Sitharaman’s budget speech would be like this

ChatGPT has a thing or two and more to say on Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman's budget speech.

Here is what happened when we asked ChatGPT some funny questions about Union Finance Minister Nirmala Sitharaman’s budget. We gave the AI chatbot three prompts.

Prompt 1: Write a humorous budget speech in the style of Nirmala Sitharaman

ChatGPT’s answer:

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round with glee,

It's budget time, the show's about to begin, you see.

I stand before you, armed with a pen and a grin,

Nirmala Sitharaman, your fiscal DJ, let's spin!

In the realm of numbers, I'm the maestro of the band,

Balancing the books, with precision so grand.

Deficits may rise, like a balloon in the sky,

But fear not, we're just reaching for economic highs.

Tax cuts, my friends, are the stars of the show,

Dancing on the stage, with a monetary glow.

I promise, it's not a magic trick or a feat,

Just my way of making your wallets feel the beat.

Infrastructure dreams, like a circus on display,

Building bridges and roads in a grand array.

I'm the ringmaster, leading this fiscal parade,

Turning challenges into laughter, don't be afraid!

Now, let's talk about inflation, a topic so grand,

It's like a mischievous imp, playing in the sand.

But worry not, we've got it under control,

A budgetary wizardry, making the economy whole.

So here's to growth, to prosperity and glee,

In the budget carnival, where I'm your guide, you see.

With a twirl of numbers and a jest in my tone,

Sitharaman's budget – the greatest show you've ever known!

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Prompt 2: Write some light verses on Nirmala Sitharaman's budget

ChatGPT’s answer:

In the realm of numbers, Nirmala weaves her tale,

A budget dance, where finances set sail.

With a flick of her pen, and a nod to the charts,

Sitharaman crafts a budget that imparts.

In the halls of finance, she takes her stand,

A magician with numbers, at her command.

Income and outflow, a delicate ballet,

In the fiscal arena, she leads the way.

Tax tweaks and allocations, a financial ballet,

Nirmala's budget, a bright sunray.

For the common man, relief she bestows,

In the economic garden, new seeds she sows.

Deficits may loom, like shadows in the night,

Yet Sitharaman's budget, a beacon of light.

Infrastructure dreams, a nation's desire,

She fans the flames, fueling economic fire.

A balanced act, on the fiscal stage,

Nirmala's budget, a well-crafted page.

In the economic story, a chapter anew,

Where opportunities blossom, like morning dew.

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So here's to Nirmala, with budget in hand,

Navigating finances, like grains of sand.

In the fiscal realm, where numbers entwine,

Sitharaman's budget, a melody fine.

Prompt 3: Write a limerick on Nirmala Sitharaman's budget

ChatGPT’s answer:

In the realm of budgets, Nirmala's the queen,

With numbers and charts, she's seldom been seen.

Tax cuts and allocations,

Crafting fiscal foundations,

Her budget's a dance, precise and keen.

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