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OPINION | The AI boom is real. The ‘hype accounting’ it has created is unreal

In AI-rush, world’s most celebrated industrial-disruption ever, the fastest is the imagination of those financing it. The circus of circular-money and ‘vibe-revenue’ around it is defying human-arithmetic 

November 25, 2025 / 11:57 IST
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Last week, Nvidia announced a profit of $19.3 billion, but only $14.5 billion showed up as cash. A $4.8 billion vanishing act. In chip manufacturing—a business that measures success in atoms—TSMC and AMD convert more than 95% of their profit into cash. Nvidia converts around 75%.

This is not a scandal. This is not a judgement on Nvidia, which makes astonishing technology. But it is the kind of discrepancy that tells you something about the world around this industry. It reveals the oddity of an industry in which demand is often not created by people who need things but by people who owe each other favours, credits, and existential validation.

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Consider the circular river in which the same dollar seems to swim across five companies and return, somehow heavier. Nvidia gave $2 billion to xAI. xAI then borrowed $12.5 billion to buy Nvidia chips. Microsoft invested $13 billion in OpenAI. OpenAI committed $50 billion to Microsoft’s cloud. Microsoft placed a $100 billion Nvidia order for that cloud. Oracle granted OpenAI $300 billion worth of cloud credits, prompting OpenAI to order still more Nvidia chips for Oracle data centres.

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