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Want to post this very very good Joke,
since many a time on this board,
but it is very lengthy(about 25
lines)Time factor
Will post in the morning some time God
willing.
balconeyseat.
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Glad to see Our MMB Messanger board
getting famous, specially with one
connected with Advertising Media.
balconeyseat.
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can someone put out the lyrics for;
$ zindagi mein kabhi koi aaye na rabba $...
can someone put out the lyrics of;
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librawalla-I did enjoy this joke about a couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods!!Very good!!...
aamaadmi-Boss should speak first and junior manager should try to keep quiet!!After all The BOSS is always RIGHT!...
If you believe this Eat, Drink and Enjoy
If you donot believe all the more reason to
Eat,Drink nd Enjoy as you are saved.
SCIENTIFIC EXPERTS from around the world are predicting that 3 years from now, all life on Earth could well come to an end. Some are saying it`ll be humans that would set it off. Others believe that a natural phenomenon will be the cause. And the religious folks are saying it`ll be God himself who would press the stop button. The following are some likely arguments as to why the world would end by the year 2012.
Reason one: Mayan calendar
The first to predict 2012 as the end of the world were the Mayans, a bloodthirsty race that were good at two things -- building highly accurate astrological equipment out of stone and sacrificing virgins.
Thousands of years ago they managed to calculate the length of the lunar moon as 329.53020 days, only 34 seconds out. The Mayan calendar predicts that the earth will end on December 21, 2012. Given that they were pretty close to the mark with the lunar cycle, it`s likely they`ve got the end of the world right as well.
Reason two: Sun storms
Solar experts from around the world monitoring the sun have made a startling discovery. Our sun is in a bit of strife. The energy output of the sun is, like most things in nature, cyclic and it`s supposed to be in the middle of a period of relative stability. However, recent solar storms have been bombarding the earth with lot of radiation energy. It`s been knocking out power grids and destroying satellites. This activity is predicted to get worse and calculations suggest it`ll reach its deadly peak sometime in 2012.
Reason three: The atom smasher
Scientists in Europe have been building the world`s largest particle accelerator. Basically, its a 27 km tunnel designed to smash atoms together to find out what makes the universe tick. However, the mega-gadget has caused serious concern, with some scientists suggesting that it`s properly even a bad idea to turn it on in the first place. They`re predicting all manner of deadly results, including mini black holes. So when this machine is fired up for its first serious experiment in 2012, the world could be crushed into a super-dense blob the size of a basketball.
Reason four: The Bible says it
If having scientists warning us about the end of the world isn`t bad enough, religious folks are getting in on the act as well. Interpretations of the Christian Bible reveal that the date for Armageddon, the final battle between good an evil, has been set for 2012. The I Ching, also known as the Chinese Book of Changes, says the same thing, as do various sections of the Hindu teachings.
Reason five: Super volcano
Yellowstone National Park in United States is famous for its thermal springs and old faithful geyser. The reason for this is simple -- it`s sitting on top of the world`s biggest volcano and geological experts are beginning to get nervous sweats. The Yellowstone volcano has a pattern of erupting every 650,000 years or so, and we`re many years overdue for an explosion that will fill the atmosphere with ash, blocking the sun and plunging the earth into a frozen winter that could last up to 15,000 years. The pressure under the Yellowstone is building steadily, and geologists have set 2012 as a likely date for the big bang.
Reason six: The physicists
This one`s case of bog -- simple maths mathematics. Physicists at Berkely University have been crunching the numbers.
They`ve determined that the earth is well overdue for a major catastrophic event. Even worse, they`re claiming that their calculations prove that we`re all going to die, very soon. They are also saying that their prediction comes with a certainty of 99 per cent; and 2012 just happens to be the best guess as to when it occurs.
Reason seven: Earth`s magnetic field
We all know the Earth is surrounded by a magnetic field that shields us from most of the sun`s radiation. What you might not know is that the magnetic poles we call North and South have a nasty habit of swapping places every 750,000 years or so -- and right now we`re about 30,000 years overdue. Scientists have noted that the poles are drifting apart roughly 20-30 kms each year, much faster than ever before, which points to a pole-shift being right around the corner. While the pole shift is under way, the magnetic field is disrupted and will eventually disappear, sometimes for up to 100 years. The result is enough UV outdoors to crisp your skin in seconds, killing everything it touches.
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yes... is it not......
U Think its a joke?...
it is an already read joke.. but is good....
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss
are on their way to a meeting.
On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.
The ghost says,
"Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three,
I will allow one wish each"
So the eager senior manager shouted,
"I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries."
Pufffff. and he was gone.
Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be In Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pufffff. and he was also gone.
The boss calmly said,
"I want these two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm."
MORAL OF THE STORY IS:
"ALWAYS ALLOW THE BOSS TO SPEAK FIRST"
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BTW you can use `Detect Language` in the left side list... I used that to figure out you had written in dutch and translated, it meant... Thanks I`m getting good at this already!!! Ok bye then I am off to feeding my dogs, then the ones outside my house and then myself later... LOL and Cheers......
Thanks Ik krijg dit al goed in .....
Ja ja... Wünschen Ihnen alles Gute für Ihre Nutzung von Google für die Übersetzung... Now that is in German! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha... ROFL......
Hey thanx Sam ! I didnt know that ,I am going to have a lot of fun with this...
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