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A JOKE ! (3)   09-Nov-09 08:12Track this thread   Tracked by (0)  
Posted by:   librawalla on ( 09-Nov-09 08:12 )
Addressed to  K.N.Pillai16968,  TrueCompanion,  bhusbhac,  chief_kamani,  micky59,  netdo,  brainchild,  radhika_nandlal,  Dr. Shastri,  tara23
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn`t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let`s make sure he`s dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy`s voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
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HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS JOKE !
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