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A little something to brighten your day.. (1)   17-May-08 12:56Tracked by (0)  
Posted by:   MoneyJB on ( 17-May-08 12:56 )

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect,and they got along very well.
One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?

Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case ?

It made of concrete.

I don't think you understand.
Does either of you have a real grudge ?

No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like ?

All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marriage ?

We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up ?

No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger ? No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce ?

She going to kill me.

What makes you think that ?

I got proof.

What kind of proof ?

She going to poison me.

She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.

I can read, and it say:

"Polish Remover"
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