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Odd One Out
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You can please call me PQ-pitquote or what so ever. But please do not add SIR. I am rather shy. Thanks and keep FIT AS FIDDLE. Cheers. Best fat burner in this world is GINGER and US is trying to patent it. Unfortunately we sideline Pepper Ginger from the VenPongal our parents serve. I hope Indian govenment looks into this in addition to the nuclear deal. First they tried turmeric/then they started working with Neem and now it is the turn of Ginger. ...
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Bhavani27
Anyone CAN assume anything, PQ sir; the fact remains that we are all frogs in a way; some in the well, some in the kettle and some merrilly hopping around on moist earth totally immune and unaffected by whatever happens around.
tks & rgds
SARVAM KRISHNAARPANAM
Bhavani 
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Well here is a holy one before u knock off.
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.
At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.
He proceeded to talk up a storm.
Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:
1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.
8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T."
11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me".
12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry".
13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.
14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
Regards,
Ravi...
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Mobile for Rs.2/-
Posted by :
nightowl
nits i have this one
was going to put it on the board too.
regadrs
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nits this is an important one so im putting this on the board... everyone should know this
Thought this one worth passing on Please Read This Information !!!!!!!!!!!! Hotel Key Cards This is pretty good info. Never even thought about key cards containing anything other than an access code for the room! HOTEL KEY CARDS Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card? Answer: a. Customer's name b. Customer's partial home address c. Hotel room number d. Check-in date and out dates e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date! When you turn them in to the front desk your personal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner. An employee can take a handful of cards home and using a scanning device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense. Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee reissues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's information is electronically 'overwritten' on the card and the previous guest's information is erased in the overwriting process. But until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT! The bottom line is: Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them into the front desk when you check out of a room. They will not charge you for the card (it's illegal) and you'll be sure you are not leaving a lot of valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device or card reader. For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the card key in your pocket, do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic information strip! If you have a small magnet, pass it across the magnetic strip several times. Then try it in the door, it will not work. It erases everything on the card.
regards to all
and make a note of this...
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Mobile for Rs.2/-
Posted by :
nitchakal
Dear Nightowl,
Here's something I leave to rack ur ur brains overtime,I,being a maverick scored 9,intelligentia of my class of '78 scored an average of 4,with two other madcaps ahead of me.
Regards,
Ravi
Check out Lateral thinking . .. .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
Man
1. ----------
Board
Answer = Man Overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Answer = I Understand
OK .. . .Got the drift?
Let's try a few now and see how you fare?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = Reading Between the Lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = Cross Road
Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.
5. Cycle
Cycle
Cycle
Answer = Tricycle
Easy to figure that one out ha!
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Answer = Two Degrees below Zero
C'mon give it a little thought!
knee
7. ------------
light
Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light)
You can prove you are smart by getting this one.
ground
8 ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer = Six Feet Underground
Oh no, not again!
9. He's X himself
Answer = He's by Himself
Now you are messing up big time..
10. ecnalg
Answer = Backward Glance
Not even close!
11. Death ..... Life
Answer = Life after Death
Okay last chance . . .
12. THINK
Answer = Think Big !
And the last one is real fun - - -
13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . .
Answer = Long Time No 'C'
hi boys,
-
Check out Lateral thinking . .. .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
Man
1. ----------
Board
Answer = Man Overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Answer = I Understand
OK .. . .Got the drift?
Let's try a few now and see how you fare?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = Reading Between the Lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = Cross Road
Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.
5. Cycle
Cycle
Cycle
Answer = Tricycle
Easy to figure that one out ha!
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Answer = Two Degrees below Zero
C'mon give it a little thought!
knee
7. ------------
light
Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light)
You can prove you are smart by getting this one.
ground
8 ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer = Six Feet Underground
Oh no, not again!
9. He's X himself
10. ecnalg
11. Death ..... Life
12. 'THINK'
13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . .
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nits this is an important one so im putting this on the board... everyone should know this
Thought this one worth passing on Please Read This Information !!!!!!!!!!!! Hotel Key Cards This is pretty good info. Never even thought about key cards containing anything other than an access code for the room! HOTEL KEY CARDS Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card? Answer: a. Customer's name b. Customer's partial home address c. Hotel room number d. Check-in date and out dates e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date! When you turn them in to the front desk your personal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner. An employee can take a handful of cards home and using a scanning device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense. Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee reissues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's information is electronically 'overwritten' on the card and the previous guest's information is erased in the overwriting process. But until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT! The bottom line is: Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them into the front desk when you check out of a room. They will not charge you for the card (it's illegal) and you'll be sure you are not leaving a lot of valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device or card reader. For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the card key in your pocket, do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic information strip! If you have a small magnet, pass it across the magnetic strip several times. Then try it in the door, it will not work. It erases everything on the card.
regards to all
and make a note of this...
In reply to:
Mobile for Rs.2/-
Posted by : nitchakal
Dear Nightowl,
Here's something I leave to rack ur ur brains overtime,I,being a maverick scored 9,intelligentia of my class of '78 scored an average of 4,with two other madcaps ahead of me.
Regards,
Ravi
Check out Lateral thinking . .. .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
Man
1. ----------
Board
Answer = Man Overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Answer = I Understand
OK .. . .Got the drift?
Let's try a few now and see how you fare?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = Reading Between the Lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = Cross Road
Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.
5. Cycle
Cycle
Cycle
Answer = Tricycle
Easy to figure that one out ha!
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Answer = Two Degrees below Zero
C'mon give it a little thought!
knee
7. ------------
light
Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light)
You can prove you are smart by getting this one.
ground
8 ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer = Six Feet Underground
Oh no, not again!
9. He's X himself
Answer = He's by Himself
Now you are messing up big time..
10. ecnalg
Answer = Backward Glance
Not even close!
11. Death ..... Life
Answer = Life after Death
Okay last chance . . .
12. THINK
Answer = Think Big !
And the last one is real fun - - -
13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . .
Answer = Long Time No 'C'
hi boys,
-
Check out Lateral thinking . .. .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
Man
1. ----------
Board
Answer = Man Overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Answer = I Understand
OK .. . .Got the drift?
Let's try a few now and see how you fare?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = Reading Between the Lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = Cross Road
Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.
5. Cycle
Cycle
Cycle
Answer = Tricycle
Easy to figure that one out ha!
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Answer = Two Degrees below Zero
C'mon give it a little thought!
knee
7. ------------
light
Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light)
You can prove you are smart by getting this one.
ground
8 ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer = Six Feet Underground
Oh no, not again!
9. He's X himself
10. ecnalg
11. Death ..... Life
12. 'THINK'
13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . .
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nits this is an important one so im putting this on the board... everyone should know this
Thought this one worth passing on Please Read This Information !!!!!!!!!!!! Hotel Key Cards This is pretty good info. Never even thought about key cards containing anything other than an access code for the room! HOTEL KEY CARDS Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card? Answer: a. Customer's name b. Customer's partial home address c. Hotel room number d. Check-in date and out dates e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date! When you turn them in to the front desk your personal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner. An employee can take a handful of cards home and using a scanning device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense. Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee reissues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's information is electronically 'overwritten' on the card and the previous guest's information is erased in the overwriting process. But until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT! The bottom line is: Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them into the front desk when you check out of a room. They will not charge you for the card (it's illegal) and you'll be sure you are not leaving a lot of valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device or card reader. For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the card key in your pocket, do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic information strip! If you have a small magnet, pass it across the magnetic strip several times. Then try it in the door, it will not work. It erases everything on the card.
regards to all
and make a note of this...
In reply to:
Mobile for Rs.2/-
Posted by : nitchakal
Dear Nightowl,
Here's something I leave to rack ur ur brains overtime,I,being a maverick scored 9,intelligentia of my class of '78 scored an average of 4,with two other madcaps ahead of me.
Regards,
Ravi
Check out Lateral thinking . .. .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
Man
1. ----------
Board
Answer = Man Overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Answer = I Understand
OK .. . .Got the drift?
Let's try a few now and see how you fare?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = Reading Between the Lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = Cross Road
Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.
5. Cycle
Cycle
Cycle
Answer = Tricycle
Easy to figure that one out ha!
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Answer = Two Degrees below Zero
C'mon give it a little thought!
knee
7. ------------
light
Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light)
You can prove you are smart by getting this one.
ground
8 ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer = Six Feet Underground
Oh no, not again!
9. He's X himself
Answer = He's by Himself
Now you are messing up big time..
10. ecnalg
Answer = Backward Glance
Not even close!
11. Death ..... Life
Answer = Life after Death
Okay last chance . . .
12. THINK
Answer = Think Big !
And the last one is real fun - - -
13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . .
Answer = Long Time No 'C'
hi boys,
-
Check out Lateral thinking . .. .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
Man
1. ----------
Board
Answer = Man Overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Answer = I Understand
OK .. . .Got the drift?
Let's try a few now and see how you fare?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = Reading Between the Lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = Cross Road
Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.
5. Cycle
Cycle
Cycle
Answer = Tricycle
Easy to figure that one out ha!
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Answer = Two Degrees below Zero
C'mon give it a little thought!
knee
7. ------------
light
Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light)
You can prove you are smart by getting this one.
ground
8 ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer = Six Feet Underground
Oh no, not again!
9. He's X himself
10. ecnalg
11. Death ..... Life
12. 'THINK'
13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . .
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nits i have this one
was going to put it on the board too.
regadrs
...
In reply to:
Mobile for Rs.2/-
Posted by : nitchakal
Dear Nightowl,
Here's something I leave to rack ur ur brains overtime,I,being a maverick scored 9,intelligentia of my class of '78 scored an average of 4,with two other madcaps ahead of me.
Regards,
Ravi
Check out Lateral thinking . .. .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
Man
1. ----------
Board
Answer = Man Overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Answer = I Understand
OK .. . .Got the drift?
Let's try a few now and see how you fare?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = Reading Between the Lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = Cross Road
Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.
5. Cycle
Cycle
Cycle
Answer = Tricycle
Easy to figure that one out ha!
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Answer = Two Degrees below Zero
C'mon give it a little thought!
knee
7. ------------
light
Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light)
You can prove you are smart by getting this one.
ground
8 ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer = Six Feet Underground
Oh no, not again!
9. He's X himself
Answer = He's by Himself
Now you are messing up big time..
10. ecnalg
Answer = Backward Glance
Not even close!
11. Death ..... Life
Answer = Life after Death
Okay last chance . . .
12. THINK
Answer = Think Big !
And the last one is real fun - - -
13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . .
Answer = Long Time No 'C'
hi boys,
-
Check out Lateral thinking . .. .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
Man
1. ----------
Board
Answer = Man Overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Answer = I Understand
OK .. . .Got the drift?
Let's try a few now and see how you fare?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = Reading Between the Lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = Cross Road
Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.
5. Cycle
Cycle
Cycle
Answer = Tricycle
Easy to figure that one out ha!
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Answer = Two Degrees below Zero
C'mon give it a little thought!
knee
7. ------------
light
Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light)
You can prove you are smart by getting this one.
ground
8 ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer = Six Feet Underground
Oh no, not again!
9. He's X himself
10. ecnalg
11. Death ..... Life
12. 'THINK'
13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . .
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Dear Nightowl,
Here's something I leave to rack ur ur brains overtime,I,being a maverick scored 9,intelligentia of my class of '78 scored an average of 4,with two other madcaps ahead of me.
Regards,
Ravi
Check out Lateral thinking . .. .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
Man
1. ----------
Board
Answer = Man Overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Answer = I Understand
OK .. . .Got the drift?
Let's try a few now and see how you fare?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = Reading Between the Lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = Cross Road
Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.
5. Cycle
Cycle
Cycle
Answer = Tricycle
Easy to figure that one out ha!
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Answer = Two Degrees below Zero
C'mon give it a little thought!
knee
7. ------------
light
Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light)
You can prove you are smart by getting this one.
ground
8 ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer = Six Feet Underground
Oh no, not again!
9. He's X himself
Answer = He's by Himself
Now you are messing up big time..
10. ecnalg
Answer = Backward Glance
Not even close!
11. Death ..... Life
Answer = Life after Death
Okay last chance . . .
12. THINK
Answer = Think Big !
And the last one is real fun - - -
13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . .
Answer = Long Time No 'C'
hi boys,
-
Check out Lateral thinking . .. .
Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.
Think like a wizard . . .
Man
1. ----------
Board
Answer = Man Overboard
Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it.
stand
2. ------------
i
Answer = I Understand
OK .. . .Got the drift?
Let's try a few now and see how you fare?
3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/
Answer = Reading Between the Lines
4. r
road
a
d
Answer = Cross Road
Not having a good day now, are you?
Redeem yourself.
5. Cycle
Cycle
Cycle
Answer = Tricycle
Easy to figure that one out ha!
0
6. ------------
M.D.
Ph.D.
Answer = Two Degrees below Zero
C'mon give it a little thought!
knee
7. ------------
light
Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light)
You can prove you are smart by getting this one.
ground
8 ------------ ---
feet feet feet feet feet feet
Answer = Six Feet Underground
Oh no, not again!
9. He's X himself
10. ecnalg
11. Death ..... Life
12. 'THINK'
13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . .
...
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Mobile for Rs.2/-
Posted by : nightowl
of course it was.... and ive realised that im not as wise i think myself to be...lols... just learning nits...
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of course it was.... and ive realised that im not as wise i think myself to be...lols... just learning nits......
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Mobile for Rs.2/-
Posted by : nitchakal
Was that genuine,or....one never knows with the the wise one and that too if it happens to be a lady.
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Was that genuine,or....one never knows with the the wise one and that too if it happens to be a lady....
In reply to:
Mobile for Rs.2/-
Posted by : nightowl
ha ha ha ha.... very funny
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micky59,
For days I have not been able to open the computer due to shifting of our residence.
Today I thought it to find a few minutes to see what is happening. I saw your msg of congratulation sent to Abhinav Bindra.
I read in news paper that he never practised at the shooting centre the govt provided as it was unfit to do so. He done all his practise at his own house. And he went out of the country to get all what he needed to update him.
Our system never produces a champion. It is controlled by power hungry politicians, and not by experts. And we start the preparation for world championship events a few days ahead, whereas it takes constant and continuous preparation by countries like China. See how their children defeating the worlds renowned stalwarts. See the army of Russian and Serbian girls dominate the world tennis. Countries produce their heroes, whereas one or the other make history in ndia due to their tallent and hard work, without the system. When they win, the politicians and govt open their eyes and go with garlands to get photographed.
It is nothing new in India. We announce aid and rewards after some thing goes wrong, someone is dead. A disaster must be there for anything to be done, not before that There is nothing for here for the living ones. Thats India!
knair
...
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A GOLD FOR INDIA !!!!
Posted by : micky59
Well Done Abhinav Bindra. You `ve made us all very proud.
Winning is an attitude.Whatever you want in life ,other people are going to want too.You just have to want it that much more.....and you have to believe in yourself enough...
Great Abhi....just great
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ha ha ha ha.... very funny
...
In reply to:
Mobile for Rs.2/-
Posted by : nitchakal
Dear Nightowl,
Came home after a rather exhausting stint with the way sea is behaving these days,I should have guessed it earlier we call it 'SHE'.I went checking on my canes and paddy,come back home home and I have an emergency to report back.Well back to matching wits with the ol' girl,I was happier ping ponging with Nikzzz&Micksss.With Nikzzz not sighted and Mickssss on a threatened sabbath,here is one for you gals,before I take off to the ever .....ever .....land,thailand.Three women and three men are traveling by train to the rugby match.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three
women buy just one ticket.
'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one
of the men.
'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but
all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please. The door opens
just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after
the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save
some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return
trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any
ticket at all!!
'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed man.
'Watch and learn,' answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet,
and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her
toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
The woman knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket, please.'
I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women.
Regards,
Ravi
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Dear Nightowl,
Came home after a rather exhausting stint with the way sea is behaving these days,I should have guessed it earlier we call it 'SHE'.I went checking on my canes and paddy,come back home home and I have an emergency to report back.Well back to matching wits with the ol' girl,I was happier ping ponging with Nikzzz&Micksss.With Nikzzz not sighted and Mickssss on a threatened sabbath,here is one for you gals,before I take off to the ever .....ever .....land,thailand.Three women and three men are traveling by train to the rugby match.
At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three
women buy just one ticket.
'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one
of the men.
'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women.
They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but
all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around
collecting tickets.
He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please. The door opens
just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand.
The conductor takes it and moves on.
The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after
the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save
some money.
When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return
trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any
ticket at all!!
'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed man.
'Watch and learn,' answer the women.
When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet,
and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way.
Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her
toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding.
The woman knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket, please.'
I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women.
Regards,
Ravi...
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GOOD ONE..lols lols
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I was out on a holiday!!Will do the needfull in a few days!!
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I think the entire Indian tyre industry must already be looking into the practicability of the process. but the rubber planters would see only evil as it would cut their profits ....
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New invention Recycle Tyres?
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Hi,
Pls read this business idea,Should Appolo ,Mrf likes rush?
\"The Big Problem in the Rubber Industry
By Tom Dyson
In the 1840s, Charles Goodyear invented the process that turns the soft gum from the rubber tree into the hard rubber used in tires or mats or shoe soles.
The process is called vulcanization.
Vulcanization is a chemical reaction between the rubber, sulfur, and other chemicals. It makes rubber much stronger, more pliable, and durable.
The problem with vulcanization is, there\'s no way to reverse it. So once you\'ve turned the rubber into a tire, there\'s no way of recycling it. As the situation stands today, we burn old tires in power plants and cement kilns. It\'s less polluting than coal, but it still releases thousands of toxins into the air.
Grinding old rubber into crumbs and mixing it with asphalt to make roads is another way we dispose of old tires. Or we mix the crumbs with glue to make running tracks and playground surfaces.
Last year, the world discarded 1.3 billion tires. Americans change 300 million tires every year. Here\'s what America does with its old tires:
45%
burned for fuel
19%
civil engineering
10%
size reduction
10%
unknown
9%
landfill
4%
other
3%
dumped in third-world countries
The person who finds a way to reverse the vulcanization process and turn car tires back into \"virgin rubber\" will make a fortune. And that\'s exactly what Vinod Sekhar says he\'s got... and he thinks it\'s going to make him a billionaire.
With a $350 million fortune, Vinod is the 16th richest person in Malaysia. He started his fortune selling T-shirts with college logos in the United States. Now he owns Petra Group, a company with interests in financial software, Internet provision, movies, publishing, and more.
I\'m traveling around Asia looking for investment opportunities. I met Vinod last week in Kuala Lumpur. He calls his new technology \"Green Rubber\" and says it\'s going to revolutionize the rubber industry...
Vinod has a patent on a product called DeLink. When you mix this product with crumbed rubber, two parts DeLink to 100 parts rubber, you get a chemical reaction that turns vulcanized rubber into virgin rubber... or Green Rubber.
Vinod\'s Green Rubber is half the price of regular rubber. It helps the environment. And Vinod says it performs as well as regular rubber in the major applications.
Consumers will love Green Rubber. But just in case they don\'t, the U.S. House of Representatives just introduced the TIRE Act of 2008. The U.S. government wants to create a recycled rubber industry. This act provides a $3-per-tire tax incentive for purchasers of tires made from recycled rubber.
Vinod\'s big problem is the rubber industry. The rubber industry is one of the most conservative, traditional industries there is. Green Rubber is a disruptive technology. The old guard will resist this change with all its might...
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