nits this is an important one so im putting this on the board... everyone should know this

Thought this one worth passing on Please Read This Information !!!!!!!!!!!! Hotel Key Cards This is pretty good info. Never even thought about key cards containing anything other than an access code for the room! HOTEL KEY CARDS Ever wonder what is on your magnetic key card? Answer: a. Customer's name b. Customer's partial home address c. Hotel room number d. Check-in date and out dates e. Customer's credit card number and expiration date! When you turn them in to the front desk your personal information is there for any employee to access by simply scanning the card in the hotel scanner. An employee can take a handful of cards home and using a scanning device, access the information onto a laptop computer and go shopping at your expense. Simply put, hotels do not erase the information on these cards until an employee reissues the card to the next hotel guest. At that time, the new guest's information is electronically 'overwritten' on the card and the previous guest's information is erased in the overwriting process. But until the card is rewritten for the next guest, it usually is kept in a drawer at the front desk with YOUR INFORMATION ON IT! The bottom line is: Keep the cards, take them home with you, or destroy them. NEVER leave them behind in the room or room wastebasket, and NEVER turn them into the front desk when you check out of a room. They will not charge you for the card (it's illegal) and you'll be sure you are not leaving a lot of valuable personal information on it that could be easily lifted off with any simple scanning device or card reader. For the same reason, if you arrive at the airport and discover you still have the card key in your pocket, do not toss it in an airport trash basket. Take it home and destroy it by cutting it up, especially through the electronic information strip! If you have a small magnet, pass it across the magnetic strip several times. Then try it in the door, it will not work. It erases everything on the card.

regards to all
and make a note of this...

nits i have this one
was going to put it on the board too.
regadrs
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by friday it should be 700...

what do you think of axis bank??
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of course it was.... and ive realised that im not as wise i think myself to be...lols... just learning nits......

i suppose you are right...lols......

ex dividend price... 5rs per share.....

i have bought the share @63 on 20 aug.will i get the dividend or not?should i hold or sell it?...

Well here is a holy one before u knock off. A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip." So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door: 1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp. 2) There are 10 commandments, not 12. 3) There are 12 disciples, not 10. 4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated. 5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass. 6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C. 7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook. 8) David slew Goliath; he did not kick the shit out of him. 9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass. 10)We do not refer to the cross as the "Big T." 11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, "Take this and eat it for it is my body." He did not say "Eat me". 12)The Virgin Mary is not called "Mary with the Cherry". 13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God. 14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's. Regards, Ravi...

dont mislead investors.....wait for 22nd august...and see this stock rocking..........

Dear Nightowl, Here's something I leave to rack ur ur brains overtime,I,being a maverick scored 9,intelligentia of my class of '78 scored an average of 4,with two other madcaps ahead of me. Regards, Ravi Check out Lateral thinking . .. . Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard . . . Man 1. ---------- Board Answer = Man Overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand 2. ------------ i Answer = I Understand OK .. . .Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fare? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/ Answer = Reading Between the Lines 4. r road a d Answer = Cross Road Not having a good day now, are you? Redeem yourself. 5. Cycle Cycle Cycle Answer = Tricycle Easy to figure that one out ha! 0 6. ------------ M.D. Ph.D. Answer = Two Degrees below Zero C'mon give it a little thought! knee 7. ------------ light Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light) You can prove you are smart by getting this one. ground 8 ------------ --- feet feet feet feet feet feet Answer = Six Feet Underground Oh no, not again! 9. He's X himself Answer = He's by Himself Now you are messing up big time.. 10. ecnalg Answer = Backward Glance Not even close! 11. Death ..... Life Answer = Life after Death Okay last chance . . . 12. THINK Answer = Think Big ! And the last one is real fun - - - 13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . . Answer = Long Time No 'C' hi boys, - Check out Lateral thinking . .. . Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself. Think like a wizard . . . Man 1. ---------- Board Answer = Man Overboard Okay, let's see if you've got the hang of it. stand 2. ------------ i Answer = I Understand OK .. . .Got the drift? Let's try a few now and see how you fare? 3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/ Answer = Reading Between the Lines 4. r road a d Answer = Cross Road Not having a good day now, are you? Redeem yourself. 5. Cycle Cycle Cycle Answer = Tricycle Easy to figure that one out ha! 0 6. ------------ M.D. Ph.D. Answer = Two Degrees below Zero C'mon give it a little thought! knee 7. ------------ light Answer = Neon Light (knee-on-light) You can prove you are smart by getting this one. ground 8 ------------ --- feet feet feet feet feet feet Answer = Six Feet Underground Oh no, not again! 9. He's X himself 10. ecnalg 11. Death ..... Life 12. 'THINK' 13.. ababaaabbbbaaaabbbb ababaabbaaabbbb . . . ...

Was that genuine,or....one never knows with the the wise one and that too if it happens to be a lady....

Dear Nightowl, Came home after a rather exhausting stint with the way sea is behaving these days,I should have guessed it earlier we call it 'SHE'.I went checking on my canes and paddy,come back home home and I have an emergency to report back.Well back to matching wits with the ol' girl,I was happier ping ponging with Nikzzz&Micksss.With Nikzzz not sighted and Mickssss on a threatened sabbath,here is one for you gals,before I take off to the ever .....ever .....land,thailand.Three women and three men are traveling by train to the rugby match. At the station, the three men each buy a ticket and watch as the three women buy just one ticket. 'How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?' asks one of the men. 'Watch and learn,' answers one of the women. They all board the train. The three men take their respective seats but all three women cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, 'Ticket, please. The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The men see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the game, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the three women don't buy any ticket at all!! 'How are you going to travel without a ticket?' says one perplexed man. 'Watch and learn,' answer the women. When they board the train, the three men cram themselves into a toilet, and the three women cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of the women leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the men are hiding. The woman knocks on their door and says, 'Ticket, please.' I'm still trying to figure out why men ever think they are smarter than women. Regards, Ravi...

I perceive that ALL Mid-aged ladies are very strong, especially *The Punjabans* ... :) ...