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Patience, Okay thanks... what a relief No becoz you threatened to flush me down with harpic and called me a bacteria thats why accident insurance....

Patienceji, Thanks for the kind words but more than that thanks for the `signal`. To the selfish me, it comes as a good news. :-). So, let the games begin. Dhan te naaaaannn ..... LOL. Regards, Ashtrix. ...

Thanks.. I hope one day I will understand the technical`s.. From fundamentals - things dont look good - jobless claims up, US$ down, Gold up (will test US$ 1300 soon).. so we will see more down than up.. lets see....

Dear Patience, I have forwarded the emails to your yahoo account. Please check. Thanks, Indian........

Yes dear Patience. Its crystal clear now. So you are in shorts... how can I not be shorts? ;) Tomorrow onwards even I will again wear the shorts [which I bought today ;) ] Thanks for the clarification... Regards, Sourav PS: By the way, I still think we have an upside left for this week itself....

Dear patience, I did not understand your coded message. How does the below message go with you shorting NF? Q:So this time at 4570 first collected cheap calls to control this bull at higher level, this bull has to be caught from its HORNS not by its TAIL. :UQ If time permits, please do clarify. Regards, Sourav...

Yes it will, but why are you worried about accidents so much?

Are you learning to drive ? Or you flying out to a new country?

Regards
Patience.....

Sourav dear,

I can see a change in your attitude which is good thing, you said
q
I still think we have an upside left for this week
uq
Even though you are SHORT you are hoping for an upside, even the best of bulls would get scared hearing a short wait for an upside lol

This is market :-)

Regards
Patience......

Dear Sourav

Last time at 4640 i went SHORT (2 months back), market was taken up hitting all the SL of shorts all the way to 5150 type levels (muhurat trading), i was 100% sure its kept in distribution and in broad day light stocks were sold to hungry young bulls.

I did want to average my short but for that i had one option, to sell major part of my LT portfolio and average those lots at 5100 types, but i wanted to wait for 5400. If 5200 has come why not 5400, lets see how crazy the bull can get.

In this phase of 2 months i did not trade i did not make a single penny but just kept my shorts with patience, and the fall came all the way till 4550 but i covered at 4880 as i was hoping for a pull back to re-initiate back at 4950 type levels. It did not happen, instead 4570 came in a hurry.

By then my net loss was 2L from the shorts so i had 2 option reopen the shorts at 4570 or to use the loss amount of 2L to buy the calls and play for a pullback and reinitiate the shorts higher, so at 4570 i picked 4800-5000 cheap calls for the pull back.
In between i recovered 70 points thanks to BSR lol, and now i am back with my shorts which were covered at 4880.

Hope you get it now.

Regards
Patience......

Dear Ashtrix

I went through your messages in last 20 minutes and i must say you are a wonderful person, all the basics are present in you to not only become an excellent trader but even a better human being.

I have gone SHORT today as i was waiting for my levels to go short since last 2 weeks lol.

Now lets see what comes next. :-)

Best Regards
Patience......

Dear Sourav lol

Your messages are very funny, see i learned from my mistake on my last short. Which were not at all hedged even though market came to 4550 i thought i need to make it more fool proof.

So this time at 4570 first collected cheap calls to control this bull at higher level, this bull has to be caught from its HORNS not by its TAIL.

Regards
Patience......

lol Dear Supreet

I saw your message sometime back, this is a regular practice of me to check what my friends are upto lol

Then saw your SL trigger sorry about that, actually after a 300-400 points pullback a virtual SL is better than an actual one. My views only.

LOL how do you know BSR in sidelines, only confidence i can give is by saying average short at 5400 if it comes ROFL.

But if that Happens by 5000 calls from 17 has become 60 will become 500 :-))

Bull is HORNY but not CRAZY anymore, so who knows next target 4700 ;-)

Regards
Patience......

Dear Sourav

I am not watching levels charts , i had covered my short at 4880 2 weeks back so iam initiating them back as my level has come.

If you already have the short then hold it and do not add here, do not forget the averaging technique.

Yes Virtual LONG booked .

Regards
Patience......

Sourav dear,

I can see a change in your attitude which is good thing, you said
q
I still think we have an upside left for this week
uq
Even though you are SHORT you are hoping for an upside, even the best of bulls would get scared hearing a short wait for an upside lol

This is market :-)

Regards
Patience......

Dear Sourav

Last time at 4640 i went SHORT (2 months back), market was taken up hitting all the SL of shorts all the way to 5150 type levels (muhurat trading), i was 100% sure its kept in distribution and in broad day light stocks were sold to hungry young bulls.

I did want to average my short but for that i had one option, to sell major part of my LT portfolio and average those lots at 5100 types, but i wanted to wait for 5400. If 5200 has come why not 5400, lets see how crazy the bull can get.

In this phase of 2 months i did not trade i did not make a single penny but just kept my shorts with patience, and the fall came all the way till 4550 but i covered at 4880 as i was hoping for a pull back to re-initiate back at 4950 type levels. It did not happen, instead 4570 came in a hurry.

By then my net loss was 2L from the shorts so i had 2 option reopen the shorts at 4570 or to use the loss amount of 2L to buy the calls and play for a pullback and reinitiate the shorts higher, so at 4570 i picked 4800-5000 cheap calls for the pull back.
In between i recovered 70 points thanks to BSR lol, and now i am back with my shorts which were covered at 4880.

Hope you get it now.

Regards
Patience......

Dear Sourav lol

Your messages are very funny, see i learned from my mistake on my last short. Which were not at all hedged even though market came to 4550 i thought i need to make it more fool proof.

So this time at 4570 first collected cheap calls to control this bull at higher level, this bull has to be caught from its HORNS not by its TAIL.

Regards
Patience......

Opened back all my SHORTs at 4880, last time i covred at this level and today opened them all.

Booked gains on all calls between 4800-4900, left the 5000 calls as they were bought at 17-18.

All the best
Patience......

Dear Sourav

Nice to hear views of your respected mother, my best regards to her.

Once you are on a trade, do not listen to anyone as that trade is YOURS now. You are RESPONSIBLE to ensure it goes as a profit.

No buying 2 lots here is not what i would suggest but to think on the averaging part we discussed, if you take a long then its not your MIND but your emotion (FEAR) making you take that step. Then i am afraid you will not LEARN much, same running around :-)

I wish you very best, once you are with Aishrwaya then as well be with her no point thinking about another woman lol. I may be WRONG but these are my views.

Regards
Patience......